Apostate Shield of Protection +20

Silly thought of the day...

If Islam and Muslims are supposed to be so violent and oppressive towards other faiths...how am I not dead?

The answer must be that God has given a special Muslim proof shield.

"Hello Muslim country, my name is Christa."

"Your name is a derivative of Jesus Christ! We must convert and/or kill you."
*thwang! spears are thrown at me, various holy texts, head coverings, lamb kabob*

"Ha ha, silly brown people."

Oh and by the way, even though the title is indicative of D&D, I do not play it. Let's just get that out in the open right now.